Nail Yuck

I can't wait until Mr. P is out of diapers so that I can be done w/ having a perpetual crust of Boudreux's Butt Paste under my nail. It's only one finger that has this lovely brown color to it. I have to second guess that it is actually diaper cream and not the actual doodie. I know that it isn't because on the rare occasions I have poop on me, I scream and run around like a 2 year old on Pixie Sticks. Quickly followed by applying scalding water, exfoliation, and some antibacterial soap to the contaminated area. Next I completely change my clothes and depending on their importance, burn them, because poop can be tricky. I'm not sure how, but once it got on the back of my shirt. Miss B had ninja poop, maybe that's why I put her in Karate.